December 2011
gleetroll:
people have been sending me emails saying that they think i have a virus because they got a whole bunch of emails from me trying to sell them viagra
nope, i just really think you could use some
pezberrry:
the only reason I don’t kill everybody is because there is no wifi in jail
shefeelsthepanic:
rossterbation:
ryfag:
...
“Fear is killing us
but true love can survive
if we cooperate
we can beat...”
– Patrick Stump (via rockee23)
Watch
Band member: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Band member: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Band member: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Band member: What?
Me: What?
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Band member: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Band member: But -
Me: Poster.
¿Es de mala educación borrar los comentarios de...
ohbitchshutup:
powerito:
No.
es más un favor.
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